MY BEARD IS FESTIVE

Yes, yes, it is. My desktop background so elegantly states it so.

A quick little post to get the holiday festivities rolling...

Instead of doing a holiday wishlist, I'm going to start a new tradition. This is the first (of many to come) holiday want-to-do-list! It's a compilation of sexy good looking men I wish I was getting all hot and heavy with underneath the mistletoe this Christmas.

My Holiday Want-to-do-list (you may look but don't you dare touch!):

1. Francisco Lachowski

The epitome of sexy, Francisco (aka Chico) is panty dropping hot. Of course he would be a brazilian male model, the brazilians have the sexy baby formula down solid (share with the rest of the world please! we need to share the sexiness!) Besides being oober good looking, he is adorable beyond words. Since he's only 18, he's super goofy and seems so down to earth, which makes him THAT much sexier, AH!

2. Enrique Iglesias

I personally breathed the same air as Enrique Iglesias for about 20 minutes and it was the best 20 minutes of my life. I almost died right on the spot as my life was then complete.

3. Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Just rewatched 500 Days of Summer and my love for JGL blossomed some more! I love how versatile this man is; from being slickly suave in Inception to adorably geeky in 10 Things I Hate About You to indie chic in 500 Days of Summer. And through all that, he manages to look unbelievably doable in every role.

4. James Franco

He's just so damn adorable and fuckable. And he's even wearing plaid, my kryptonite! Looking good with the scruff my man!

5. Andrew Garfield

Andrew is a newly acquired lover of mine. After seeing him as Eduardo in The Social Network, I fell. No, I swoooooned! He's so UUMMPH and MMMHM, I just want to AHHH! Good thing he's in the new Spiderman movie, and word on the street is that the crew spent a whole day trying to cover up his enormous..."package" for the movie. Yup, you heard me right. No more needs to be said.

MERRY CHRISTMAS WORLD!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!

Be thankful for all you have, be grateful for all that is going well, be happy that you're alive because it's mothereffin' Christmas yo! Go out and party it up! Drink a little too much eggnog, eat like there's no tomorrow, love until your pores ooze out love, and do it BIG. Love you all and be safe in the most dangerous ways possible, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!

FUCKYEAHJOSEPHGORDONLEVITT

I recently discovered FUCKYEAHJOSEPHGORDONLEVITT and I can't believe it took me THIS long to find this tumblr that is just AHHH! Of course, I just had to go through every single page and witnessed all of his yummy yummy goodness. A good hour later, tons of photographs later, I've come to the conclusion that Joseph Gordon-Levitt is extremely good-looking and charismatic.

(photos via FUCKYEAHJOSEPHGORDONLEVITT)

He can sing, act, play the guitar, dress himself deliciously, produce, be serious, be ridiculously goofy, laugh at himself, make others laugh, and make my tummy turn over a million times while the butterflies flutter their little wings on full speed. He makes me feel things I've never felt before. ASDFJKL; He is just extremely perfect.

Marry me, please?

Please please please say yes!

Fingers crossed.

(I hope he says yes!)

BURIED

Because my IB class was cancelled (or I assumed it was due to the fire alarm...) I'm in a fantasically beautiful mood right now and I want to get the rest of you into such a mood, so here are some pictures of the cute and surprisingly hilarious Ryan Reynolds when he came to Berkeley!

His new movie "Buried" was actually an intensely good movie! Some people wondered how a movie that sets in a coffin and no where else could capture our interest for a good 90 minutes, and all I could say was "WATCH IT AND YOU'LL UNDERSTAND!" The movie made you laugh in all the right places, cringe in others, and even tear up (or in my case, cry). When the lights turned on, and the applause started, I was shaking from the impact of this movie. It was THAT good. This might be the breakout movie he's been hoping for!

Wouldn't it be nice...

Once again, it is 4:16 am and I'm up reading ONTD because:

a.) There's nothing on tv besides asian soap operas,

b) I have nothing better to do with my time,

c.) I wanted to see yummy pictures of scrumptious men who give me insane butterflies and turn my brain into mashed potatoes.

While all three of the choices are absolutely right, I'd like to think choice C reigns supreme. Like most girls, I can't help but fall seriously and helplessly in love with the celebrities I see. Nevertheless, there are a few that I've given my heart to and will gladly do naughty things with, given the opportunity. HEY! DON'T JUDGE, I CAN'T HELP THE WAY I FEEL!

But anyways, here are the top 3 sexy smexy men I'd gladly gouge my eyes out with a spork for and why:

1.

MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE, ENRIQUE IGLESIAS! OHMYGOSH. First of all, the man can sing, ohhh can he sing. Not only that but he can sing in english AND spanish! His cute little accent when he talks is beyond cute, I can vividly imagine him saying "Good morning beautiful, how would you like your eggs this morning?" Whatever, a girl can dream can't she? Being half spanish and half filipino makes him a halfsies, which I'm a hugeeee sucker for and I'm not quite sure why. There is only one word to describe him:HOTASMOTHERFUCKINGSHITDAMNISHEGORGEOUS. I mean, even my mother thinks he's hotter than hot. Enrique, please ditch Anna K so I can make out with your delicious face daily, k? Thanks!

2.

Exhibit A: James Franco, epitomy of a beautiful man. Just look at his face and tell me otherwise. I love his eyes, i guess smallish eyes+stoner eyes=win in my book! His huge goofy adorable smile alone makes me swoon! On top of all that, he's a kick ass actor! Who else can play a drug dealer and a gay man convincingly while still remaining shaggable in character? Dude, seriously, no one. What more could you possibly ask for?

3.

Last but definitely not least is Joseph Gordon Levitt. He has got to be the cutest damn thing I have ever laid my little squinty eyes on. Of course I've seen him in movies before 500 Days of Summer, but ever since that movie he moved way up on my list! He has a certain something something about him that makes him sooo...yeaaa.

EDIT: Back when I was a wee child (like 4 years ago) I was majorly obsessed with Mcfly, this British pop band. I dreamed about flying to England just so I could see them live and perhaps stalk them a little since they all lived together and...well anyways, back to the present, I just saw Mcfly's new Attitude spread, in which they are all. nude. and OHHH MYYY GOSHH! My how those boys have grown...I may even need to update my sexy smexy men list!