HAIR FAIL

Currently obsessing about Boyfriend by The Best Coast. It's such a fun quirky summer song that reminds me of The Beach Boys minus the males and throw in some girl power. I started listening to it the day before I left Taiwan and it made me miss, no acchhee, for California. On my last day in Taiwan, I decided that I needed a trim before I left.

RANT BEGIN.

WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE. I went in with a simple shoulder length hair with side bangs and came out with a mushroom/mullet with bangs, yes, STRAIGHT BANGS, wayyyy above my eyebrows. HOW IS THIS A TRIM? I almost screamed when she showed me the mirror. OYYYY, what to do, what to do?! Hopefully it'll grow out before college starts, I'd rather not look a 10 year old thank you very much. I've resorted to using huge clips to clip up my atrocious bangs, no one and I mean nooo onee is going to see them.

RANT OVER.

Anyways, I'm home :) Yes, Taiwan has been beyond amazing but I've missed being home with my weird frens. It's so nice to be able to drive over to my besties' at 3 am in the morning and talk about the most random things in the world. It really is the best feeling ever to have somewhere to go in the morning when you're not in the mood to be alone and bored. I hope college won't change too much :/

YOU'RE A HOT MESS

Last night I met up with a friend of mine that I haven't seen in 2 years and we went to Luxy, a club in Taipei. Rushing from Danshui, I had about 15 minutes to change and get ready to leave. As I was leaving, I felt like such a boss because it usually takes me hours to get ready for anything. I had the most amazing time dancing, laughing, falling, being young and dumb. The next morning, I look down at my legs and realized that I haven't shaved in a month. And it was showing in the worst way, it's like a fucking forest. So much for feeling like hot shit, I looked more like a hot mess. Oopsies.

My lips curl upwards because...

Today I realized that I am a complainer. I bitch and moan about every little thing. It's ridiculous and I hate it. SO, in order to try and change, I've decided that I should think of things that make me happy instead. Good idea? I would like to think so.

5 things that make me happy (at 4:15 am):

1. Boxers: They are comfy and get even comfier the more you wash it. Nothing else gets better with each wash, seriously! And, boys and girls can even share them. win! P.S. boys in plaid boxers=sexiest thing ever.

2. Forks: The most ingenious, useful, and delicious eating utensil ever. After being in Taiwan for a month and being 3000 miles away from forks, I've realized how much I love/need/cannot use chopsticks hence my intense love affair with the western fork. Yummy and simple, which makes mouth meet food that much easier, lalalove!

3. Rain: Scenario: A dark cloudy sky, sitting on a cozy couch with a cup of hot chocolate. A good book in hand along with an old black and white movie on the television, listening to the rain fall outside. This is a perfect day to me. I love the energy the rain gives off, even though some people find it gloomy in excess (like Washington) I find it refreshing cause we don't get that much rain in California. And right after it rains, everything just comes alive! I love almost everything about the rain; from the way it smells to the way they sound. It even gives me a chance to get a cool birdcage umbrella and polka dotted rainboots so I can jump in big puddles. AWESOME!

4. Being left-handed: I'm part of the 10% of lefties in this world. That makes me a BAMF. yup.

5. Laughs: They represent happiness and hidden pain. Something which seems so simple, so innate, can have so many mixed emotions within. Everyone has a different and unique, in a way it represents who we are. Wise grandparents have a deep laughter that only comes with time and experience while children have a simple innocent laughter that is fleeting. Personally, I am quite known for my laugh...which is not a good thing. Some find it annoying while others find it endearing, in the end, my laugh is my laugh and I'm not changing it for anyone.

Wouldn't it be nice...

Once again, it is 4:16 am and I'm up reading ONTD because:

a.) There's nothing on tv besides asian soap operas,

b) I have nothing better to do with my time,

c.) I wanted to see yummy pictures of scrumptious men who give me insane butterflies and turn my brain into mashed potatoes.

While all three of the choices are absolutely right, I'd like to think choice C reigns supreme. Like most girls, I can't help but fall seriously and helplessly in love with the celebrities I see. Nevertheless, there are a few that I've given my heart to and will gladly do naughty things with, given the opportunity. HEY! DON'T JUDGE, I CAN'T HELP THE WAY I FEEL!

But anyways, here are the top 3 sexy smexy men I'd gladly gouge my eyes out with a spork for and why:

1.

MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE, ENRIQUE IGLESIAS! OHMYGOSH. First of all, the man can sing, ohhh can he sing. Not only that but he can sing in english AND spanish! His cute little accent when he talks is beyond cute, I can vividly imagine him saying "Good morning beautiful, how would you like your eggs this morning?" Whatever, a girl can dream can't she? Being half spanish and half filipino makes him a halfsies, which I'm a hugeeee sucker for and I'm not quite sure why. There is only one word to describe him:HOTASMOTHERFUCKINGSHITDAMNISHEGORGEOUS. I mean, even my mother thinks he's hotter than hot. Enrique, please ditch Anna K so I can make out with your delicious face daily, k? Thanks!

2.

Exhibit A: James Franco, epitomy of a beautiful man. Just look at his face and tell me otherwise. I love his eyes, i guess smallish eyes+stoner eyes=win in my book! His huge goofy adorable smile alone makes me swoon! On top of all that, he's a kick ass actor! Who else can play a drug dealer and a gay man convincingly while still remaining shaggable in character? Dude, seriously, no one. What more could you possibly ask for?

3.

Last but definitely not least is Joseph Gordon Levitt. He has got to be the cutest damn thing I have ever laid my little squinty eyes on. Of course I've seen him in movies before 500 Days of Summer, but ever since that movie he moved way up on my list! He has a certain something something about him that makes him sooo...yeaaa.

EDIT: Back when I was a wee child (like 4 years ago) I was majorly obsessed with Mcfly, this British pop band. I dreamed about flying to England just so I could see them live and perhaps stalk them a little since they all lived together and...well anyways, back to the present, I just saw Mcfly's new Attitude spread, in which they are all. nude. and OHHH MYYY GOSHH! My how those boys have grown...I may even need to update my sexy smexy men list!

Hello, hey, aloha, and other ways to say hi

It's 3:40 am in Taipei.

I have no idea why I decided to start a blog this late.

Oh well, here goes nothing...

Hi strangers :) You can call me Anisa, I'm a 17 year old Asian American living in the golden state AKA California! I love to eat, sleep, shop, talk, burp, make ridiculous faces, and oh, did I mention eat? I'll be a college freshmen in the fall at the ever so kick ass CAL (GO BEARS!) I'm a scorpio but I promise I'm not a bitch...unless you seriously fuck with me that is. I started this blog as a way to document my college days, my adventures, my fashion successes and failures, and everything in between. If anyone knows where I got the name "laugh slut," you. are. freaking. LEGEN...wait for it...DARY!